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PostPosted: 3:44 PM, Wed 25 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really a joke, but I couldn't stop chuckling when I read this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084
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PostPosted: 11:43 PM, Sun 24 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just had some awful news from a mate. Apparently his new Thai wifes breast cancer has spread to her testicles... Orange_Colorz_PDT_04
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PostPosted: 11:56 PM, Sun 24 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

IgOr wrote:
Just had some awful news from a mate. Apparently his new Thai wifes breast cancer has spread to her testicles... Orange_Colorz_PDT_04
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PostPosted: 6:28 PM, Sat 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

A plane crashed on a farm in the middle of the outback the aircraft was totally destroyed.
The police could find no remains of anyone.
The sergeant yelled to the farmer Did you see this terrible plane accident happen
Sure did, Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers Jet
Sure do
... Did any survive
Naah the farmer answered. I buried them all myself. Took me all morning
Is the Prime minister dead the Sergeant asked.
Well, She kept saying she wasn't Ö but you know how that bitch lies
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PostPosted: 8:56 PM, Sat 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:06 PM, Sat 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 9:34 PM, Sat 17 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob the Builder walks up 2 a girl in a club & says 2 her, Iv'e got a 8 inch cock & can shag all night. After a couple of drinks, she takes him home,.Next morning she says to him, U told me u had an 8 inch cock and could shag all night, You've only got 5 inch cock n u only lasted 3 mins, BOB looks up and says, I'm a Builder love that was only an estimate.
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PostPosted: 1:44 AM, Wed 21 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

You saw Battlefield 3 for $97. You didnít have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the game, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mom $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?






Robbed off PSB Orange_Colorz_PDT_14
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PostPosted: 2:15 PM, Wed 21 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU! (are not doing my accounting) Orange_Colorz_PDT_09

hey if you do the same thing with $88 then $12 goes missing!

Oh Noes!

If you count the fingers on one hand, 1,2,3,4,5
count the fingers on the other hand, but do it backwards 10,9,8,7,6

add 5+6 = 11 fingers OMG!!!!
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PostPosted: 2:45 PM, Wed 21 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

if a tree falls in a forest and you are there with a wifi laptop playing BF3 with sound on full to not hear it, did it really fall?
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