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PostPosted: 1:34 PM, Fri 08 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two gay men decide to have a baby.

They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other.

"All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his arse!" Orange_Colorz_PDT_04 Orange_Colorz_PDT_04 Orange_Colorz_PDT_04 Orange_Colorz_PDT_04 Orange_Colorz_PDT_04 Orange_Colorz_PDT_04
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PostPosted: 1:28 AM, Sat 09 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol nice one Smile
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PostPosted: 10:02 PM, Mon 25 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 guys are talking in a bar.

The first one says: I have the smallest head in the world!

The second one says: I have the smallest penis in the world!

The first one responds with: Lets go to the world records centre and look if its a world record!

The second one agrees, and they go to the world records centre.

Later the first guy walks out, and says: Yes! I have the smallest head in the world, OFFICIAL!

A while later the second guy walks out and says: WHO THE FARK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!
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PostPosted: 1:19 AM, Sun 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Heart Warming Beautiful Story Of True Love… Not Quite
Published by djmick on August 2nd, 2010

An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

Can you believe it?

This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.




thought this was a lovely falling in love story Orange_Colorz_PDT_16


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PostPosted: 11:39 AM, Sun 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol looks like that dude out of jackass
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PostPosted: 9:11 AM, Wed 29 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

UNIVERSITY STUDY

A study conducted by Sydney University 's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject
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PostPosted: 3:44 PM, Wed 29 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

DIVORCE VS. MURDER


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,

walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy!

I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband ! I'll lose my licence!

They'll throw both of us in jail! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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PostPosted: 10:32 PM, Tue 08 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and half men.
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PostPosted: 11:13 PM, Thu 28 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia 's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America ." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. Australia 's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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PostPosted: 3:38 AM, Fri 29 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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