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PostPosted: 6:19 PM, Wed 09 Mar 2005    Post subject: Jokes Reply with quote

The Test


All men should be careful before getting married. I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."


The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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PostPosted: 8:59 PM, Wed 09 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

gold Dancing
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PostPosted: 9:47 PM, Fri 11 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol

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PostPosted: 4:09 PM, Sun 13 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectuality,
counterbalancing
indecipherability,
transcendentalizes
intercommunications'
incomprehensibleness.
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PostPosted: 5:48 PM, Sun 13 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 5:55 PM, Sun 13 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loony wrote:
inanantidistablishmentarialismway

thisisafrigginbloodylongwordandmywordsarelongerthanyourwordssonya
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PostPosted: 6:34 PM, Tue 15 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

oops I took to much Viagra and look what happened;

http://tinyurl.com/4wxbc
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PostPosted: 6:38 PM, Tue 15 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lifes Roadie wrote:
oops I took to much Viagra and look what happened;

http://tinyurl.com/4wxbc


Ahh gee thanks. My nan was over and saw that pic when I clicked on it Blink Guess who (and what's) gonna be the topic of discussion at the next family meet Shocked
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PostPosted: 2:12 AM, Wed 16 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

A little epileptic boy runs up to the Icecream van and says
"Ice cweem man, ice cweem man, can I have an ice cweem?"
"Sure kid what flavour do you want?"
"Doesnt matter Im going to drop it anyways"
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PostPosted: 2:25 AM, Wed 16 Mar 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rofl, Pavel...love the joke Laughing
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